You sat at the office table, you've had yet to really mention this moving arrangement, because you and blitzø were just both avoiding it really. You weren't ready to see his reaction, and well, he wasn't ready to face reality.
Moxxie had a mug of coffee, sipping it as loona entered the office, bust on her phone. Moxxie sets the mug down, clapping his hands slightly before chuckling, "you know, I checked the scale today." He said leaning back smiling, "and it said I lost two pounds-"
"How much are you supposed to weigh?" You asked looking at him in concern, imps were pretty small, and losing two pounds, for an imp that is, seemed pretty dangerous.
Moxxie waved you off slightly, "all that matters is I'm not fat." He said through gritted teeth, the trees response directed at loona who didn't reply, busy texting which just set moxxie off.
"I. Am. Not. Fa-"
The door is kicked open, slamming into the wall, shaking the file cabinets slightly. Millie comes in, growling and cursing beneath her breath squeezing a cup of coffee she had in her hands. "Ooh! Such a f*cking asshole! That little motherf*cker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his f*ckin' little thing!"
Loona, who was slightly disturbed stopped texting, moxxie looking over at his wife in concern, "... Is she... Okay?" You whispered to moxxie as Millie slammed on a red button, a pop up of a cardboard human popping up immediately, only to get torn to pieces by a vary pissed off millie. "Um... I dunno... Millie? Hunny?" He called out, grabbing his wife's frustrated attention. "What?!" Moxxie and you flinched back, Millie sighed, cooling off.
Her shoulders slumping slightly, "yeah?" She said, in a softer tone. "It's just... Is something wrong?" Moxxie asked looking at Millie as she growled, clearly something happened or she wouldn't be acting like this.
"Yeah... Just... Bumped into an ex." She said through gritted teeth, her tail rigid and twitching frantically. "Oh! Oh..." Moxxie said softly looking sideways for a moment, before looking back at his wife. She retracted the knife from the cardboard pop up, "He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger co*ck"."
Moxxie frowned looking at his wife, "wait, what?" But Millie glosses over what she said, continuing on, moxxie's tail twitching slightly, curling around your ankle, which was something that developed around the time they had burned down that circus place with the robo guy. It was something he did too ground himself.
Her voice raises, her hands taut in a tight fist, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—"
She punches the cabinet which topples over vary loudly, blitzø coming out of his office confused and mildly annoyed. "What the f*ck was all that noise? I got a client!" He snapped at the pair, grabbing your forearm, stepping on moxxie's tail who yelps, releasing his hold on you.
Moxxie scoffed rubbing his sore tail as he forcefully apologized, "Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—"
"What's this?" You asked, holding up a photo that fell out of the cabinet, two imps in a horse costume making out was what the photo consisted of.
"Just research." Blitzø says, grabbing the photo and stuffing it into his pocket before pulling you into his newly refurbished office, picking the phone back up, "yeah? Sorry had to deal with something but uh- here's y/n, she's gonna deal with you while I get some coffee." He said handing you the phone before heading out. "Gee, thanks." You sighed out putting the phone up to your ear. "So, is there anything I.M.P can help you with? Need help offing somebody?" You ask taking a seat on the desk.
A raspy-ish voice spoke, "no. No doll, I was just wondering if you, your boss and co-workers could come over, too... Discuss business is all." You frowned slightly. "Um... But... You do realize I.M.P only specializes in killing humans though right? We don't kill people here." You say reaching over to grab a photo. Huh, you wondered when blitzø took a picture of you sleeping with loona, probably before you moved out.
"I know that. But this is... Business only doll, besides, I'll pay you and your boss a pretty penny." The man responded, it sounded like he was smoking something. "But-"
"You ain't got a choice doll. The helicopter is already there. See you soon." He hung up, leaving you flabbergasted, blitzø came bursting through the office door just as the wall of the office was ripped clean off, a helicopter landing on the side of it. "What the f*ck! I just had that wall fixed!" Blitzø exclaimed dropping his cup of coffee as Millie stood up entering with an axe, ready too chop off someone's head. "Sir? What's going on?"
Moxxie asked coming in confused before tensing up at the sight of those two, familiar loan sharks. "Well, we're going on a business trip- and you f*cks are paying for this damn wall." Blitzø added pointing at the two loan sharks frustrated as he walked across the platform into the helicopter, pulling you in with him.
Moxxie reluctantly got in, Millie gently encouraging him in, they both take a seat across from you as the helicopter starts up. You pulled over a seatbelt on you and blitzø. Safety first, especially when in hell operating any mobile vehicle, helicopter or not.
You looked out the window, watching the land and skies change from red, too a slightly deepish green. Smog filled the skies, buildings on fire and whatnot as the helicopter flew into a town called "notamafia town" on a sign, welcoming anybody in.
Moxxie groaned looking away from the window, "I hate this place." You frowned confused, "why?"
"Oh, right, this used to be your old stomping ground right?" Blitzø said looking out the window, nobody answering your question. "Okay, I asked a question. I'm sick of being ignored." You say flatly, ears flapping slightly. "Just... I don't have, any good memories of this place." Moxxie said looking up at you, finally answering your question, looking out the window, his body tensing up as the helicopter lands in front of a mansion. "Wait, wait what? Why-" his eyes land on his father who was waiting at the front door, putting out a cigarette.
"sh*t."
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Crimson's finally here! I planned on having y/n and crimson bump into each other Early on, like while they were supposed to be guarding stolas, but I switched up those plans. And hazbin hotel will be involved, little bits here and there, only when I have more too work off of because that show seemed kinda rushed, and not a lot of character building aside from sir pentious, and some for angel dust and husk. I want to involve a lot of the three Vs, but I need more substance for them before I start doing that. For now it'll focus mostly on helluva boss.
